May 2012
48 posts
pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
i think i’m getting sick :(
manosukestoned420:
in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body
It’s simple to have sex. →
itsonlyyforever:
It’s simple to have sex. People do it regularly. In cars, in apartments, back alleys, drunk, sober, high, it’s easy to just take your clothes off and have sex with the person standing next to you. Making love however, is more than that. It’s opening yourself up to someone. It’s standing in front of them, as they peel away all your layers and you’re asking them if they’ll have...
3 tags
worst. night. ever.
worst club experience
worst hanging out with drunk people experience
worst being the only sober person experience
worst dancing at the club experience
worst going to straight clubs experience
worst having a super drunk boyfriend experience
worst getting kicked out of the club experience
worst being embarrassed by association experience
worst worst worst
night
ever
April 2012
25 posts
