May 2012
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pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
May 30th
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If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 
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i think i’m getting sick :(
May 17th
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manosukestoned420: in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body
May 17th
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It’s simple to have sex.  →
itsonlyyforever: It’s simple to have sex. People do it regularly. In cars, in apartments, back alleys, drunk, sober, high, it’s easy to just take your clothes off and have sex with the person standing next to you. Making love however, is more than that. It’s opening yourself up to someone. It’s standing in front of them, as they peel away all your layers and you’re asking them if they’ll have...
May 16th
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May 13th
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worst. night. ever.
worst club experience worst hanging out with drunk people experience worst being the only sober person experience worst dancing at the club experience worst going to straight clubs experience worst having a super drunk boyfriend experience worst getting kicked out of the club experience worst being embarrassed by association experience worst worst worst night ever
May 13th
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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