http://health.usnews.com/health-news/news/articles/2012/05/18/diabetes-can-take-a-toll-on-your-emotions

Around the time I was first diagnosed I cursed out a kid online for “kill-stealing.” Not my finest hour, I must admit.

But hey, here’s a lovely explanation to make me feel like maybe I’m not a jerk. Yay!

one thing i absolutely hate is when someone (a guy) finds out that i’m upset about my current partner and suddenly their whole voice changes and they’re all like “i’m a good listener” cuz 9 times out of 10 what they’re really thinking is “if i play this right, i can take advantage of your pain and get into your pants”

assholes.

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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(Source: eeveevevo, via limeshrimp)

maplerain:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

maplerain:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

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fallintolight:

billmurrayrapedme:

Child point R Superman California broken glass homework bug X peas man yelling la ball with dough written on it black kid us

you weren’t supposed to post the answer on here you bastard

fallintolight:

billmurrayrapedme:

Child point R Superman California broken glass homework bug X peas man yelling la ball with dough written on it black kid us

you weren’t supposed to post the answer on here you bastard

(via limeshrimp)

smile-youre-amazing:

ellen is literally perfection in a human being.

(via ambrosiaelixir)

pinklotusflowers:

She is a queen, she just doesn’t know it yet.

pinklotusflowers:

She is a queen, she just doesn’t know it yet.

(via prithedon)

Angry, stunned, hurt.

I really wish I could dig deep and find that inner bitch who doesn’t give a shit, but right now my stomach hurts too much from anxiety to even try.

I hope she shows herself soon because I don’t really want to have to deal with these emotions.

juicy-bliss:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via ambrosiaelixir)